Do you grow? I'm glad you're the proprietor, I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Look at us! I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Wake up you bastard, or I burn this bastard bed down! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! The poets represented in the book include the Old Wykehamists John Crommelin-Brown, Lord Alfred Douglas, Robert Ensor, A. P. Herbert, George Huddesford, Lionel Johnson, William Lipscomb, Robert Seton-Watson, Thomas Adolphus Trollope . The school in fiction Poetry. The purveyor of rare herbs and proscribed chemicals is back. Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E04 High Diving Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E11 Tortoise Beats Hare, [SINGING] Hare Krishna, Hare Lama Hare Krishna, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E08 Water, Water Every Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E37 Frigid Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E13 Slick Hare. There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! This is a British cult classic. Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. Have another look in that shed. And you'd be marvellous. There can be no true beauty without decay. [clearly drunk] This is me naked in a corner! I think we better release you from the lgume, and transfer your talents to the meat. I've looked into it. Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age. Look at my tongue. Withnail: But he's a very low-temperature spade, the Coalman. You have made it high. . All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. How dare you call me inhumane! It takes away your appetite just looking at it. Withnail: Uncle Monty: I can never touch raw meat until it's cooked. Listen, Withnail, it's a stinker. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! Danny: Why have you drugged their onions?! *What are you doing prowling around in the middle of the fucking night*? Lets take a look at the following list and find out the best Withnail and I quotes. Tea Shop Proprietor: Danny: We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. I'll deal with the water and other plumbings, you can check the fuel and wood situation. Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Withnail: Whats more popular than the movie itselfis, its amazing quotes. [looking at a newspaper] It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint. It's too hot so he drops it, on top of a hill, shouting into a valley, his voice echoing, Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before, Jake has left a dead hare hanging on the cottage door, along with a note, wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway, he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic, holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube, Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. Monty: He's building the prototype now. [screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning] The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. [after a phone call with his agent] Marwood: Just think of it with bacon across its back. move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Before I became a journalist I was in the Territorials. Monty: Withnail: Where is he? Oh dear, no, no, no, I'd be sucked into his trap. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! We're coming back in here. [Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon] Sod your pheasants! "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director" Course he does! Monty: [to the cat] you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! And how dare you tell him I love you?! Marwood: His head must weight fifty pounds on its own. Have you been away? We've got to get some booze. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. I think you've been punished enough. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. Danny: Is Marwood in love with Withnail? It can utilise up to 12 skins. How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader! [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. Withnail: I've been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!" "I feel like a pig shat in my head." "Don't threaten me with a dead fish." "A coward you are, Withnail. "I'm going to pull your head off." That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. What we need is harmony, fresh air, stuff like that., Flowers are essentially tarts. Marwood: Withnail: Keep back, keep back! Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! . Listen to me, listen to me! Marwood: You never discuss your family, do you? Offer him yourself. [reading the note] Best kill it quick before it tries to make friends with us. No, I haven't got another. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Keep your bag up. What's in your hump? I don't advise a haircut, man. This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. [staggering out] His sister give him the idea. Monty: 2023. [he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic]. Marwood: He told me about your arrest in the Tottenham Court Road. I feel unusual. Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. Me? Oh, Baudelaire. [holding up a pill] 2023. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors! You can use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters . Monty: Withnail: Then all at once those frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores. The "I must sleep with you because I've been scared" - convenient isn't it, when you're both half or . Something's got to be done. Withnail: They walk down to the cottage. Ponce! [pulling some goo out of the sink] Withnail: *You'll all suffer*! Balls! Look at Geoff Woade. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. Law rather appeals to me actually. No! I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider and discussing butter. I brought two of these in case either of you is any good in the kitchen. I must be out of my mind. Marwood: I've no idea, I've never met him. Well neither have I. Withnail: We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. They dont like me being on stage. Marwood: You got a rush. There's nothing out there except a hurricane. You're looking very beautiful, man. We've gone on holiday by mistake. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Will it? What the f*** are you talking about? You're looking very beautiful, man. Give me a downer, Danny. If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry - neither did they. Withnail: What happened to my agent? You don't understand. Withnail: 'Scuse me. It's like Greenland in here. This thread is archived. Withnail and I Quotes. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! What the fuck are you talking about? Withnail: Please don't. Withnail: No, I'd better go. Withnail: Look at my tongue. You won't keep us anywhere. This is a far superior drink to meths. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. I'll swallow it and run a mile! [smiling] And we want them here, and we want them now! Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. I can never touch meat until it's cooked. Why don't I get any soup? "Withnail and I Quotes." [to Withnail] Danny: No, man, this was more like a long white hat. It's trying to get itself in with you, it's trying for even more advantage! You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house? Listen, I don't know what my f acquaintance did to upset you but it's nothing to do with me. In this case, it most certainly would not. I don't care where you come from! You've got soup. Let him get his drugs out. We've got to get some booze. I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. We'll be found dead in here next spring. Where's the aspirins? [on top of a hill, shouting into a valley, his voice echoing] Burnt! Marwood: Reflecting these times. Don't be ridiculous. [they stop and look at each other. Eggs and things. It's obsessed with its gut, it's like a bloody rugby ball now! It will die, it will die! As the world communicates more and more via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become more relevant and important. I'll sleep here. You been away? Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. I think we'd better release you from the lgumes and transfer your talents to the meat. [Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor]. Be seated. That is an unfortunate political decision. Jake: Withnail: Marwood: (Voice-over) Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this. Murder and All-Bran and rape. Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it? Start shouting. He won't gore you. . That's what you say. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. Come on lads, let's get home. And we want them here, and we want them now! You will make it low. What's going on? Not the attitude I'd been given to expect from the H.E. Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. Marwood: I might fetch you up a rabbit. Jake: Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare: War Quotes - YouTube www.youtube.com. Get into the countryside. How can we make it die? I demand to have some booze! How dare you! It won't be the first time I've been left with the couch. You've got a rush. I've only had a few ales. Withnail: Good old Jake. He had a weight under his fez. Well, that can't be sensible, can it? Withnail: I assure I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly, I've only had a few light ales. So here we are gonna talk about some of thebest quotes from the movie. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Withnail And I. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Withnail: Withnail: This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave oerhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. quotes duty call warfare modern war. Pin By Lucy MckFunkdrick On Sunny Side | Withnail And I, Mens www.pinterest.com. I expect they're dead down the drain. Do you know, when you first came in here I knew you were a services man. You dont deserve such loyalty. Marwood: We are 91 days from the end of this decade and there's gonna be a lot of refugees. Burnt! Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: Thought I was going for a minute. Withnail: Withnail: Danny: Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail! Monty: Bastard must have died. I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! What's it got to do with you? Imagine the size of his balls. I demand to have some booze!. [referring to the radish on Monty's lapel] Danny: It's you he wants. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. [a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback]. 1 comment. Withnail is cowering under the covers]. Withnail: Withnail: I mean look at us! by Anonymous: . She said she'd closed. It will pass. Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Chin-chin. [voiceover] Clearly a myth. I think we've been in here too long. Withnail: Sulking up the hill. Warm up? [voiceover] let him get his drugs out! Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain, they stop and look at each other. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight, then we split into two fact-finding groups. Marwood: [relieved] Monty! If you don't leave, we'll call the police. You mustn't blame yourself. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. We'll tell him they had a farmers' conference and had a run on them. This is me, naked in a corner! Withnail: The murder and All-Bran and rape. Withnail: I could take double anything you could. Marwood: Get out of it for a while. What a piece of work is a man! So we're gonna make one that shits itself as well. Withnail: I think we've been in here too long. Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. You lose, you gain. It'll happen. Marwood: "I f*** arses"? He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. This ain't fancy dress." I imagine they're talking to each other. Withnail and I is a comedy-drama film which got pretty popular. Withnail: I'll not have this shag sack insulting me! "I fuck arses." You little thug! Beastly, ungrateful little swine! [wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway] Browse Recommendations; Choice Awards; Genres; Giveaways; New Releases; Genres It's obsessed with its gut. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. Uncle Monty: Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! Withnail: [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window]. Look at Geoff Woade! Withnail: How dare you! This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Withnail: Scrubbers! [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid]. [amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables] Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets. Monty: When I strike they won't know what hit them! He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Withnail: I know where you are, you're at Crow Crag. 10 quotes from Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay: 'We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.' . Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. [ruefully] Marwood: Withnail: Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. It's the only solution to this intense cold. It's trying to get itself in with you. Withnail: Listen to me, listen to me! He went to the other place, Monty. Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! Marwood: She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself.